If your rottie could talk

[babydungeon]

if your baby could talk, what do you think he/she would say to you? at any given moment? something they've been holding back for months or years? what do you think they would say to visitors in your house?


if dungeon could talk i think he'd say:
can't you just stay in one room?
why do you keep kissing me, i'm a guy you know!
i won't hurt you, i just want to be the first to say hello!

[Triple Rotten]

I would hear this times three
Momma we need a California King bed!

From Cassie -Momma please tell bob to stop snoring
Bob- Wanna play? Wanna play? Wanna play?
Trina-I require petting,now please. thank you!
Is it okay if once in a while I get to sit up front instead of
Cassie?
Cassie to Trina -only if I'm not going!

From Stubby- more six foot cat posts!
Cat door PLEASE!
If one more canine moves in I move out!



And the most often said by everybody
WE LOVE YOU MOMMA!!!!!!!

[joquendo]

FROM -

Prince (5 yr old male) - I love you mom, but when are you going to stop bringing in more dogs

Amber (3.5 yr old female) - Thank you so much for rescuing me... ;)

Sheba (4 year old shep/x) - I am glad I am the smallest I love cuddling with you on the sofa...;)

Jade (12 month old female ) - when are you going to get another pup for me to romp around with

[Birdie'sMom]

Birdie would say - "I know I'm cute when I'm sleeping, but could you please try to let me sleep and stop hugging me in the middle of my nap!!"

(I can't resist!:D )

[LORHEL]

1. Mom, GET UP out of bed and walk me (which I do, but she feels the need to remind me, if I oversleep)...

2. Kitties kitties, gotta chase those kitties.... hm. that black one...I just want to sniff him...why won't he let me smell him...

3. What is wrong with the other cat...she is a bit...xx

4. Why can't I go to work with you??

5. Sniffing trees, mom, its a dog thing, you wouldn't understand...I HAVE to sniff each and every tree...its my newspaper...

[RottiMomCT]

If Ben could talk, he just might ask me not to foster anymore...he gets this 'look' when the foster first arrives. After a day or two, he and foster dog are good friends, and he mopes after they leave.

Here's a twist on that one..if they could talk, which celebrity would they sound like??

My sisters dog, a mixed breed, probably has Attention Deficit Disorder, so we think he'd sound like Joe Pesci's character in Lethal Weapon "OK, OK!"

Ben, I'm not quite sure about who he'd sound like if he could talk....my father in laws dog has a gruff voice, and she's a big girl, so, Della Reese from Touched By An Angel would be her voice <LOL>!!

[KRISSIE]

lol...cute subject...:D

Ok, I think Brandi would say " I am the queen of this house , I just allow the humans to stay here and keep me company...lol"

Max would say.." Mommy ppppplease let me chase the bird...".


:D

[rompinrottie]

thank you so much for visiting rottweiler.net and finding so much good information, and finding such wonderful people with such good advice :D thank you for loving us so much...
thank you for taking such good care of us, and for NOT leaving us in the HOT cars like so many dumb people do during the summer months.. and for spoiling us like crazy, :D
and thank you mommy and daddy for not teaching us to be vicious and menacing dogs, but for teaching us to be social and lovable dogs to everyone in the comuity,
and stop hanging all over us with kisses and hugs all the time and getting our faces wet, , but thank you for taking us with you camping, fishing family picnics, visiting, traveling, and everywhere and not leave us home all the time...

p.s. mommy it was'nt me and jewel or brittany that got on the couch it was flower.. love you mommy from tessa


rompinrottie

tessa 8 year old rottie
brittany 6 year old rottie
jewel 5 year old rottie
flower 3 year old bassett/beagle rescue dog (terror of the house)

[spoteet]

Sajan would strut around saying "I'm the greatest" over and over:D:) He's a bit stuck on himself:D

[Loki's Mom]

I would have to say, according to those looks I get:

1) I didn't do it Mommy, it was the cat!

2) PLEEEEZEEE let me play with the kitty! All I wanna do is lick her!!! And she keep slapping me away!

3) Cows are good too mommy, would you like me to fetch you a steak?

[Nina&Bill]

This is an adorable thread :)

My girl had a very expressive face and it was pretty easy to figure out what she'd be saying if she could talk.

"please pet me! Oh pleeeeease pet me! I know that two people are currently petting me but YOU aren't and you could be. See how nice it would be if you pet me?"

also the ever popular "oh they NEVER feed me and I'm SO hungry...why don't you give me that hamburger?"

We were convinced that Smidgen would sound like Scooby Doo, except with better annunciation :D


Nina

[RottnByrd]

Nina our two dogs think alike! Dakota would make sure everybody who walked thorugh our door knew that she was starving and needed to eat! She would also tell me to stop moving around so much and stop nudging her! She'd also say " I know I'm cute but please don't take anymore pictures of me!"

[babydungeon]

this is great, i didn't expect so many responses. well, yeah i hoped to!!!:D

this brings a smile to my face after having such a bad week.
i think dungeon would sound like stifler from american pie, i think his real name is sean william scott. when dungeon gets older i think he'll sound like nicholas cage. and right now he's telling me to take him out because he knows there are some hot dogs out there and he wants to leave his number on all the lamp posts. little does he know he'll be getting his little diamonds taken away very soon.:(

[shybird]

My three would say so much, but here is the top ones
Moose: Momma get brake lights for your hinny.
Thank you for saving me.
Kafer: Get Schatz and Moose away from you. Pet me only...I don't want to share.
Schatz: Momma make Daddy sleep on the sofa, I want his spot in bed.
All three: Momma your to slow, walk faster.
Give me some of what your eating.
We love you momma.

[NJrottielover]

Nadia: "Please, just drop that piece of (insert any food here)- I'm
starving!"

Apollo: "Let's play! Wanna play? Come on, can't we play some
more?"

And I have to add in one of my four cats- the alpha animal of the house, my 20 pound black cat, Daisy: "All of these creatures are totally beneath me. Why don't they get the picture when I hiss at them and swat them? They are so annoying, especially that huge puppy who tries to lick me. Ugh!"

Great thread!
Delia :)