If your rottie could talk

[Vivianne]

My girl would say, "Hey when are you gonna share the microwave kettle popcorn with me? The smell drives me nuts!" ;)

[Gabby's Mom]

This thread is too funny!

If Gabby could talk I think she'd wake up every day and say, "Hey where are we going today Mom?....Do I get to come along?" On some of our longer trips (5 hour to 8 hour drives) she'd be saying, "Are we there yet?"

[tilerspop]

Tiler: Do I have to eat this yucky dry stuff? Can I have some of yours? When are we going to go walking? Can we go now and again when we get back?

Sammy: I wanna play! I wanna Play! Why won't that big black dog play with me? And that stupid blonde dog keeps snarling at me, I just wanna play!

Suzie: Mom and Dad, why did you bring home all the new dogs? I don't like it! The black ox keeps stepping on me and the puppy won't leave me be. I'm blind and 11 years old, I should rate some respect! Can I have a good bite now?

[dragontear2s]

This is such a great post. Well I guess Sharess would say, as she shoves her head under my arm, "Mommy, I know you are writing a really important paper but can you throw this for me? Well if not that toy how about this one or maybe this other one? Thanks, now can you do it again?"

[Kenji]

As friendly as Kenji is, I think he would say "Hey come back!Where's everybody going ? I was just trying to say hi. Geez, What do I look like some big ferocious man-eater?"

The locals aren't to friendly towards dogs in Kuwait.

[Spoiled Rott'n]

My boy Sabre would say:
"You gonna feed me mom, no dad did not feed me today he's lying"

"A bone, yes I want a bone, they are in that cabinet right there, right there, here I'll put my paw by the door-- Yeahhhhh that's the one" "Okay another bone please????"

"The kitty likes me to lick her butt, I swear!"

"I wanna play, here's the ball, here's the kong, here's your sock, here's mommy's shoe - pick one and play with me"


"You may think it is sleepy time, nope, it is lick your paw time"


What a great thread :)

[Steve Craftman]

Zeus (6.5 years):

"Yes, I am rather gorgeous, aren't I?"

"It's only 10am. We are NOT going anywhere."

"Look! There's a puppy! Can I play with the puppy? Isn't it time we had another puppy? huh? Please? Please?"

B'Elana (2 years):

"Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! "

"Yes I will have another treat. NOW!"

"Why should I bother barking when I've got Zeus to do it for me?"

Teal'c (nearly 7 months):

"I want to go out now. Is it dinnertime yet. Why isn't it dinnertime yet? Oooh look, a flower. Yellow tastes nice. I want to say hello to that dog over there. You went out and left me alone for two whole minutes!!! Why can't I eat the tree? My chewie - mine, mine, mine! I'm tired now - leave me alone..."

[kaylynn143]

Harley (5 year old female Lab/Rott mix rescue) with issues:

"I'm the boss, did you know that I'm the boss? You think you're the boss? I'm the boss. Wait.... phew! Mom's the boss!"

"Can you please remove Merlin's mouth from around my head?"

"Can I sleep on the bed with you? PLEASE!! I only want the middle. I won't pee on it...Really."

Merlin (1 1/2 year old male Rottie rescue):

"Look what I have! :D I saved you from the evil sock. Bad sock!"

"See... I can fit Harkey's whole head in my mouth. Neat huh!"

"Is class today? When is class? Let's go to class. Now we go to class?!"

"Head too heavy...must lay it down...whatcha reading?"

Pumpkin (2 year old, 20 pound kat):

"He he, you can't sleep up here. Prrrrrr."

"So you're a Rott... who cares...I am laying here...go away"

Mopar (14 year old, tiger princess):

"Mom....I am an only Kat."

"Stupid dogs."

"MOM...... I AM AN ONLY KAT! NO MORE CRITTERS!!!"


All of them after I have had a long day at the office:

"Mom's home. Me first! MOM'S HOME!!!"

[Teena]

Axel- I was here first, I MUST have all the petting and be the center of attention. Can I have a cookie, huh, huh, can I have a cookie??

Rose- A squirrel, I see a SQUIRREL, I MUST chase that squirrel!!!
This is my super dog pose, get the camera silly human!!

Cooper- I have the ball and you can't have it, nana boo boo. Catch me if you can Rose!
AH, yes that's the spot mommie, scratch me just a little longer okay?

George (cat)-I don't care if they are bigger, this was my house first and I'll go anywhere in it i want to go. Dogs, silly slobbering animals.

Socks (cat)- I'm NOT coming out unless those beasts are in their crates!!

[babydungeon]

tootsie-why does he keep trying to get me to go inside of him?

i've already seen his stomach, geez!

i've only been sleeping for 2 days, leave me alone.

here he comes again, off i go...

dungeon-i know we just got back from walking but i want to go again, i missed a few light poles.

watcha doin now?

why do you keep taking my toys away? i promise i won't swallow it.

wake up, wake up!!! i just wanted to let you know i'm going to sleep now.

[LavenderRott]

Judging from the eyebrows, I would say that Chase's favorite line is "Are you done yet?"

[Carolina]

Iby would say:

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease put that camera away!!"

"Can we go out, can we go out, can we go out??!!"

"I'm a good girl, see I'm in a Down, can I have that steak your cooking??!!"

"A baby!! please please let him pet me.. can he, can he????!!!"

"Kitty!! wanna play with kitty, can I??"

"Doggy!!! wanna play with doggy, can I??"


Carolina :)

[rottix2]

Stumpy - Do I have to?
- What? Are you calling me? Sorry, I can't hear you.
- I don't want to walk anymore. I want to go home.
- Feed me. Feed me now. Right this minute. Stop what
you are doing and feed me.
- Did I hear you open a box of Cheez-its? I want one.
- I want to go out.
- I know I am wonderful, but stop kissing my head and
calling me all those silly names. I am a rottweiler.
- Get that little pest (Mikk) away from me.

Mikk - When are we going out? I want to chase squirrels. I can
hear them in the trees. I want to catch one.
- Why can't I eat toads and goat poop?
- Stumpy won't play with me.
- Why can't I chase the kitties?
- I'm not tired. Why do we have to go home?
- Stop hugging me!
- I know it's late but I have to go out right now. It will
only take a minute or two, twenty minutes tops, to
find the right spot - I promise.

[Spoiled Rott'n]

Princess(persian cat) I am mommy's favorite, was here waayyy before any of you... don't like me fine, I am royalty so kiss my butt!

Sasha (adopted farm cat) Can I please sleep in the bed with you, and daddy, and Sabre and Cody????? No I do not like it when those slobbery doggies lick me butt...


Spike (Sasha's daughter) Pet me now, pet me now, pet me now...those dogs are not that cute, look at me, look at me...

[BellasMom]

Let's see...

Bella
(On a walk) I don't understand why everyone we pass doesn't want to pet me? Don't they realize how fabulous I am?

(At the dog park) Yes, I have arrived, you may all begin to worship me now.

(Anywhere, anytime) Nobody ever pets me or feeds me, ever, really...

(About Jake) What in the hell we're you thinking Mom?
Get away from you big pain in the a**! Don't you realize how much better life is when you're lying down.

Jake
Let's play, come on please, please, come on, please, are you ready now, now are you ready, now, now...

The wonderful thing about Jake's, is Jake is a wonderful thing,
my top is made out of rubber, my bottom is made out of springs. I'm bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about Jake's is I'm the only one!

Thank you for rescuing me Mom. I love you.