WHOA, Stale! WOW! Mountain (of $hite) out of a molehill problem, there. What a bunch of crap! Honestly, where are these folks brains? Oh, never mind...I think I know. They don't have any! (thought I was going to say the gleuteus maximus thing?)
You must be livid. I would be.
Now you'll have to go around the block with your tale before they get their version out.
Hurry. Do it while they're out sulking and licking their wounded egos. Be QUICK!