| Re: Accidental command
well, for truly useless commands, my wife managed to teach Oz to respond to "find your penis for a dollar" (quote from southpark or something, i think)
when we rescued him, i'm guessing she'd just seen the show, and whenever he licked himself, she'd quote at him.
seems now this works the other way around, we can tell him to FHPFAD and he will. not sure if i'll ever find a practical use for this...
"in your puppy box" "hey, it's bedtime" both = crate
"you have your own bed, stupid" = off the furniture
when walking "i don't care, ozzy..." = stop doing whatever, and look at me.
and of course the ever present "take a puppy-pee/dump" always startles friends that he actually will, when told to.
makes me wonder what else i've told him constantly that he views as instructions? |